All Posts by: John Catuira

Review: SimCity

Written by on May 13, 2013 in


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SimCity is one of those classic, time-sucking franchises that egged me on to play for just another five minutes. Of course, another five minutes easily turned into hours and hours. Knowing this as I write up my SimCity review, I openly admit that there are some fond, rose-colored memories attached to my opinions of this… Read More »

Review: To The Moon

Written by on February 14, 2013 in


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On the surface, To The Moon by Freebird Games seems like an unassuming indie title that came out in September, 2012 to little fanfare. However beneath the surface lies a real treasure. The premise is simple enough. Johnny is on his death bed and wants his final wish fulfilled: to go to the moon. Although To… Read More »


Are We Ready For Another Splinter Cell?

Written by (@johncatuira) on January 22, 2013 in Opinion

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Ubisoft released a new trailer for Splinter Cell: Blacklist, teasing us even more about Sam Fisher’s next adventure. The question is: do we really want another one? Other than the most stalwart of fans, does the average gamer really care? The series sprang into the limelight as a non-shooter in the Tom Clancy universe when… Read More »


Reading Too Much Into It: Halo 4, A Love Story

Written by (@johncatuira) on January 7, 2013 in Opinion

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SPOILER WARNING: the following article contains spoilers. If you haven’t played the game and don’t want to have the story spoiled for you, please do not read this article. Maybe the Holiday Season got to me, but I’m feeling rather sentimental lately. In fact, I’ve discovered that right next to the space reserved for dude-bro… Read More »

Review: The Testament of Sherlock Holmes

Written by on November 13, 2012 in


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In his newest adventure the titular consulting detective is the archetype for keen observation, deduction and crime-solving in much the same way that Gimli is the first thing to come to mind when someone says the word “dwarf.”  Instead of Middle Earth though, we’re looking at London where Sherlock Holmes is again at his mystery-solving ways…. Read More »

Review: Jet Set Radio

Written by on October 22, 2012 in


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Reboots. Remakes. Rehashes. Nowadays, they’re not so uncommon. Jet Set Radio falls into the second category on my list: remake, of the HD variety. The funny thing about a remake is that it’s actually an old game. When we’re talking about doing a review, is it really fair to hold a game to current standards… Read More »


Jet Set Radio Hoodie Contest: Meet The Winners!

Written by (@johncatuira) on September 21, 2012 in News

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The Jet Set Radio HD remake released earlier this week and five of our readers will be styling brand spanking new Jet Set Radio hoodies. In August, we put the word out that we want to see our readers make a Married Gamers logo with a graffiti vibe. The grand prize winner is immediately below…. Read More »


Hunting Bin Laden in MoH: Warfighter DLC

Written by (@johncatuira) on September 12, 2012 in Opinion

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I started reading No Easy Day: The First Hand Account of the Mission That Killed Osama Bin Laden by “Mark Owen”. It seems oddly coincidental that Electronic Arts and Danger Close announced that Medal Of Honor: Warfighter will have downloadable content that takes players along for the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. Check out the… Read More »


Win A Jet Set Radio Hoodie!

Written by (@johncatuira) on August 20, 2012 in Features, News

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Jet Set Radio is set to come out September 19.  The Married Gamers is on the hunt for a new logo. Seems to me that the stars have aligned to provide you, our valued readers, a chance to take part in our latest swag contest. We at The Married Gamers are hitting the airwaves to give… Read More »


Jet Set Radio Gets A Release Date!

Written by (@johncatuira) on August 13, 2012 in News

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Since Sega first announced the Jet Set Radio HD remake, we’ve been teased by a release time frame of Summer 2012.  But as August rolled around, I’m sure I’m not the only fan to wonder exactly when we’d be able to actually play this classic. Wonder no more. Sega has just announced a release date… Read More »