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Dante’s Nine Circles of E3 Expo

Written by (@) on May 17, 2012 in Opinion

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June is hurtling towards us like a small moon towards a black hole, which in the games industry means only one thing – the Electronic Entertainment Expo! That’s right, the biggest event in the North American games industry is about to drop its load of surprises in the form of a week-long media orgy, and… Read More »

Lollipop Chainsaw Box Art Revealed

Written by (@) on January 10, 2012 in News

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The official box art for the upcoming Lollipop Chainsaw, developed by Kadokawa Games and to be distributed by Warner Bros. Interactive, has been released. Centered upon the games’ titular character Juliet Starling, the box art gives players a detailed feel of the sexy and bloody action that Lollipop Chainsaw promises. In addition, a Facebook page… Read More »

Review: Michael Phelps: Push the Limit

Written by on November 29, 2011 in


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WELCOME TO THE REVIEW! ARE YOU PUMPED? ARE YOU EXCITED? I KNOW I AM! IN FACT, I AM READY TO PUSH THE LIMIT – MICHAEL PHELPS STYLE! Ok, so while I feel like I should write this whole thing in caps, I won’t. But Michael Phelps: Push the Limit for the Kinect just feels so… Read More »

Review: Spider-man: Edge of Time

Written by on November 17, 2011 in


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Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can. Spins a web, any size. Goes through time, then he dies. Welcome back kiddies – I hope you’re all keeping warm out there as the chilly winter blankets the horizon. Unfortunately for our mutual pal Peter Parker, there is something worse than snow covering his world. Today we… Read More »

Review: Rise of Nightmares

Written by on October 20, 2011 in


October is upon us! This is the time of year that murderers, rapists and clowns come out from hiding and parade down the street, showing off their tools of the trade and favorite entrails. Though there is a very special breed of horror icon that puts all the others in their place, and that is… Read More »

Review: Dance Masters

Written by on January 3, 2011 in


In the year of Ninety Ninety and Eight of the modern era, the Bemani series, of which is developed by Konami, brought forth to the world the game known as the Dance Dance Revolution, and for a time, it was good. For twelve years, this force – known furthermore as DDR – entertained the people of… Read More »

Super Health Guy 64 – New Years Resolutions

Super Health Guy 64 – New Years Resolutions

Written by (@) on January 3, 2011 in Features

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Time for a Super Health guy 64 quickly… about the new Years! Right now, many of you are probably thinking the same thing I am…. New Years Resolutions. Resolutions are infamous for one thing and one thing only – for never actually being accomplished.  So how can we keep them? That’s just the problem… we… Read More »

Super Health Guy 64 – Issue 2

Written by (@) on December 28, 2010 in Features

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Let’s be honest. You wake up in the morning, bathe and get dressed, grab a bite of whatever is in arms reach as you run out the front door like a moose on crack just so you can get to the closest CoffeeAsterisk House before the line is so long that you won’t make to… Read More »

Review: Donkey Kong Country Returns

Written by on December 27, 2010 in


Ready… set… slap those congo drums and get ready to jump and shake yer booty to the jungle beat! At long last Donkey Kong Country Returns in… um… Donkey Kong Country Returns. For those of you whom were not fortunate enough to be alive in the Golden Era of Video Games (also known as the… Read More »

Review: Sonic Colors

Written by on December 13, 2010 in


Speed. Precision. Robots. Invasive aliens. It’s been awhile since SEGA took the initiative to make a Hedgehog based game that is not only worth acknowledging, but also playing. This time around they appear to have taken all their previous accomplishments and failures and forged them into an amalgamation of quality. Over the past 10 years,… Read More »